Timmy Burns

I feel that I should offer at least some type of introduction, or a little bit of foreplay to tantalize your senses. Something that will excite you as a reader, something that will make you beg for the next line. I may have lost you already, or you might be so engaged with this dialogue that you're reading it out loud to truly appreciate the literary sophistication that rolls off my fingers and into your minds.

This blog will be dedicated to my daily interactions with the public, co-workers, friends, and service industries that people commonly encounter. I will be have a subjective, crude, to the point, ruthless, take-no-prisoners attitude. I will tell it like it is.

To honor B.A. Baracus, 'Enough of this jibber-jabber.'