Timmy Burns

So, the 3rd World Series of Beer Pong is underway in Las Vegas.

http://openpresswire.com/2008/01/04/world-series-of-beer-pong-iii-in-las-vegas/

Upon reading the first few sentences of the article, I was struck with a feeling that I can only describe as shock. The 'liquid' in the cups is water. Fucking water? Are you kidding? The art of Beer Pong is to be good while you're staggering around drunk off your ass from winning the past 8 games straight (Dusti). When you remove beer and getting drunk from the equation, you've got a bunch of white-baseball-hat-frat-boys throwing ping pong balls into cups. That's fucking stupid.

The only way that the winners of this tournament deserve that $50k is if they can beat everyone, avoid poisoning themselves with alcohol, and still stand up at the end.

Water Pong. Sounds riviting.